1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,400 As you're aware, 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,480 the luncheon fundraiser is taking place this afternoon. 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:12,080 Our benefactors, who invest a great deal of interest 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,400 in St Gilbert's, will be attending. 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,480 It's very important that things run smoothly. 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,640 What's going on? 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,040 St Gilbert's is on lockdown. Order of the King. 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,560 Give me that mobile phone. Thank you. Please don't lose this! 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,000 This is the bag for 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,680 all your mobile phones, tablets 11 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,040 and any other devices 12 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,840 that you use for social media. 13 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:37,160 And this is the amnesty bag for all your alcohol, all your drugs, 14 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:40,560 all your non-prescribed medicines and glues. 15 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,680 In your pocket, son. 16 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,560 I'll have them all, please and thank you. 17 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,200 What does that have to do with me? 18 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,360 You need to show them that their time 19 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,080 and interest have been well spent. 20 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,200 One of your duties as the new head boy. 21 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,960 Head boy? What the f...? 22 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,320 What happened to Felix? 23 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:08,040 Mr Watlington-Geese was asked to step down 24 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,560 after his behaviour at the Carruthers Challenge. 25 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,600 Argh! You shot me in the eye! LAUGHS 26 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,800 Why me? 27 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,680 I can't think of a better person for the role. 28 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:23,680 Right. It's just, you know, after the whole police and Omar thing, 29 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,720 the timing's a bit...weird, right? 30 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,440 You don't have to accept it. 31 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,680 What would I have to do in return? 32 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,800 Aside from being a model student and the usual day-to-day duties 33 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:40,600 of the head boy, it is a tradition for the holder of the position 34 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,640 to give the Latin address at the luncheon this afternoon. 35 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,920 Latin? As in the language? 36 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,760 Mm. I know the timescale is tight... 37 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,840 ..but I think you are up to the challenge. 38 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,120 And it's the one day our sponsors come together. 39 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,560 And what do I get from it? 40 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,400 Prestige. A chance to show all the extremely influential people 41 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,520 in attendance that you have become head boy 42 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,160 at one of the most distinguished schools in the country. 43 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,040 A chance to show those that pay 44 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,280 for you, those that doubted you... 45 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,920 ..what a success it's been 46 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:19,360 and that they would be lucky to have someone like you in their circle. 47 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,200 Benefactors, parents, the board. 48 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,200 The board? So Carol will be there? 49 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,960 Would you like her not to be? Yeah. 50 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,360 Done. 51 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,640 There are big changes happening at St Gilbert's. 52 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,360 This is an outrage. 53 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,280 You know you can't come in this room and turn everything upside-down! 54 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,920 Just doing my job, son. 55 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,200 And I'll tell you something - you have a serious problem. 56 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,960 I'm a connoisseur, darling. 57 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,400 Oh, hang on a minute, hang on a minute. 58 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,960 There's something you're not telling me. There's nothing. 59 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,040 There's something. There's got to be something. There's nothing at all. 60 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,720 You're panicking. I can see it in your eyes, Parmesan. 61 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,600 Oh! Oh, the lampshade! It's the lampshade! 62 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,360 No, no, no, there's nothing there. Oh! Oh! Stop, stop! 63 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,600 Oh-ho-ho! Bingo! 64 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,960 Not my 1963! Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley! Woo! 65 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,040 Aha! What a catch! 66 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,320 Stanley, please, not my 1963! Stanley! 67 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,320 It's all right. Stanley! 68 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,240 I'll get it back! Hey, hey... DOOR BANGS SHUT 69 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,480 That's my one. 70 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,920 Dickhead. 71 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,000 SIGHS 72 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,640 So, this will be your office, 73 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,920 which you will share with Miss Chaplin-Jones. 74 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,120 The dress code for the luncheon is formal. 75 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,560 Now, Gus has made me aware that none of you have such items, 76 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,000 so I've sourced a small amount of money for you all 77 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,760 to purchase something suitable. 78 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,200 I trust you will do that in your free period. 79 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,520 Congratulations, Mr Marsham. 80 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,040 Thank you, sir. 81 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,360 PHONE RINGS 82 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,760 I got it. 83 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,120 Hello? What are you doing out of school? 84 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,040 Hey! Why? You in trouble? Give me that phone. 85 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,520 Hello? Hello, Grandma. 86 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,720 What's the matter? What you done? You in trouble? 87 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,120 That's what I just said! 88 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,040 Get your bag and go along to school! All right! 89 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,360 What's wrong? 90 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:03,200 I haven't done anything. I just called to say, erm... 91 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,720 ..I got head boy. 92 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,800 Grandma? 93 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,440 Nuh betta mess it up. 94 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,240 Uh, thank you, Grandma. 95 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,360 I'm serious, Jaheim! This is big. 96 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,360 Big for you, big for your lickle brother. Yeah. 97 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,360 For him to see how far you've come, to see where he can get to. 98 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,800 I know. 99 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,720 I'm very proud of you. 100 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,720 Make the best of this opportunity. 101 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,120 You hear? 102 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,960 Yeah, I hear you, Grandma. 103 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,120 All right, cool. 104 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,840 Thank you. Bye. Bye. 105 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,320 What, so you're listening to my conversations now, are you? 106 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,160 It's cute. You're a softie. 107 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,800 You are head boy, Jaheim! Very cool. 108 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,280 Unlike this shop. 109 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,920 These clothes are actually whacked. 110 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,880 SCOFFS 111 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,040 Oh. Excuse me. 112 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,800 Have you got this in a 38? 113 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,920 Thank you so much. 114 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,240 All right. I'll go and check for you. Thank you. Thank you. 115 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,600 Yep, guys, let's wrap it up. Let's go to the next shop. 116 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,600 We can't. It's not cash, it's vouchers. 117 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,440 This guestlist is insane. 118 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,480 Oh, yeah, Bernard said I had to memorise them. 119 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,960 Apparently, he's going to introduce me or something. 120 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,440 Jaheim! 121 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,120 CHUCKLES 122 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,520 You've got to bring me in. 123 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,800 This guy here, Lonnie Calerflit, he runs CGandT Tech. 124 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,960 They have offices all over the world. 125 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,960 This guy's always talking about work and that. 126 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,120 Yeah, that's what we're here for. 127 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,240 Think bigger. CHUCKLES 128 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,200 Right, come on, we'll all wear matching suits! 129 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,880 Why's everything a joke to you? 130 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,200 We barely got out of your bullshit with the drugs. 131 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,920 Can you act like you've got sense for one day? 132 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,680 OK, all right, cool. 133 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,440 Chill out, all right? 134 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,520 I'll bring you in, yeah? You know why? 135 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,200 We got the power now. 136 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,920 THEY CHUCKLE 137 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,280 Yes, oga. All right, all right. Chill out, chill out, 138 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,400 chill out, chill out. OK, OK. 139 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,440 LOUD CLINKING 140 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,120 What? 141 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,120 You do realise by accepting head boy 142 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,480 you're becoming complicit in everything that's gone on? 143 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,360 Look, I think Jaheim being head boy's a good thing. 144 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,120 For all of us. 145 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,720 And we're fine. Honestly, Leah. 146 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,520 Especially me. 147 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,240 Leah, why are you making this a thing? 148 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,960 Nobody ended up in a prison cell. 149 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,480 Wait, so that makes it OK? 150 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,960 OK, then, so what's the alt? 151 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,120 Please. The only reason you accepted that Croc Charm Jibbitz thing 152 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,880 is because you get days off and do less work. 153 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,320 And what do we have to do in return? 154 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,600 What, we go to that event and tap-dance for Carol? 155 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,920 She's not coming. 156 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,040 Yeah. 157 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,680 He asked me if I wanted her there, I said no. 158 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:25,280 That's the power that this little Croc Charm Jibbitz thing has. 159 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,560 That's what having a seat at the table means. 160 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:30,160 But you wouldn't know that, would you? 161 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,760 But if you're uncomfortable, maybe you shouldn't come. 162 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,600 Oh, I'm coming. 163 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,440 What's that supposed to mean? 164 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,800 Hiya. Do you have something that shows a little more thigh? 165 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,720 Erm... Thank you. 166 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,240 Give me a moment. 167 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,040 Hello? 168 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,600 Hi. 169 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,280 What you doing? 170 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,160 Work. 171 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,360 Oh...I'm so horny. 172 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,800 Mm...little quickie? 173 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,880 I don't have time. Oh, come on, that's why it's called a quickie. 174 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,720 Not in here. All right. Well, do you want to come round to mine later? 175 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,080 Won't Omar be there? 176 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,880 I'll kick him out. Don't do that. 177 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,400 You've never minded before. 178 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,400 Well, it was different before. What do you mean? 179 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,960 You are all everyone's talking about. 180 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,360 I've defended so much of the messed-up shit you've done, 181 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,200 but what you did to Omar - it's embarrassing for me. 182 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,160 Look, Omar and I, we're cool, honestly. 183 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:37,080 We're back to farting on each other's beds again, like old times. 184 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,360 All right? 185 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,000 I'm sorry, all right? 186 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,080 I really am, OK? 187 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,800 Come here. 188 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,920 KNOCK ON DOOR 189 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,680 PHONE BUZZES 190 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,320 BUZZING CONTINUES 191 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,920 Shit. 192 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,760 LAUGHS QUIETLY 193 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,720 Care to share the joke? 194 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,680 Nah, it's just... 195 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:44,080 ..it was meant to be a one-time thing. Now look at us. 196 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:50,000 I had to sneak past two cameras and a housemaster just to get in here. 197 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,240 Yeah. 198 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:55,200 Well, I have hockey practice, so... 199 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,960 Magnus. 200 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,560 He's an ex. H-He's texting me. 201 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,440 I-I'm not texting him. 202 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,760 Thought it was important for you to know that. 203 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,000 Why? 204 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,960 Just didn't want you to think I was seeing anyone else. 205 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:19,360 But if you're seeing anyone else, then that's... 206 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,960 ..cool. 207 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,160 Cool. 208 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,240 I ain't seeing anyone else. 209 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:30,640 Cool. So...neither of us are seeing anyone else. 210 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,080 So... 211 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,400 ..does that, like... 212 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,600 ..make us, like, a... 213 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,160 ..thing? 214 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,480 I...guess that makes us... 215 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,080 ..a thing. 216 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,840 Seriously, I have hockey practice. 217 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,880 SUCKS TEETH 218 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,080 Bloodclaat! 219 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,120 Money. SUCKS TEETH 220 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,520 Ugh. 221 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,240 I heard about Miss Goodlow 222 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,680 and your connections to influential people in Russia. 223 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:49,000 "Oh, she's Russian, her dad drives a big black car - she must be mafia." 224 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,440 You shouldn't believe everything you're told. 225 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,480 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 226 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,880 So if it's not true, why don't you correct people? 227 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,760 Fear gets results. 228 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,240 I guess we can both play people's perceptions of us to our advantage. 229 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,240 Goodbye, Toby. 230 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,680 Mr Calerflit, lovely to meet you. 231 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,280 I understand recently you opened a site in...Beijing. 232 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,480 How's that going? 233 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,160 LAUGHS FALSELY 234 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,560 That's a good one, sir! 235 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,840 Femi! 236 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,640 Hi, darling, take a sip of this! Come here, baby! 237 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,560 Darling! 238 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,880 Have a sip of this. 239 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,160 Oh, my God! Yeah, yeah? 240 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,480 What the hell is it?! 241 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,720 Moonshine, baby. Baby, moonshine, hooch. 242 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,240 Where did you get it from? 243 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,000 Made it in the science lab, baby. 244 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,240 Oh, baby, baby, baby! Baby, baby! 245 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,440 Doesn't that shit take weeks to make? 246 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,480 That's what the science lab was for, baby. 247 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,360 FEMI LAUGHS 248 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,960 You're all going to die. 249 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,760 What else were we going to do? 250 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,760 You know, Master took everything from us, literally. 251 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,480 Everything. Mate, for all that is holy, 252 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,560 stop banging on about your 1960 whatever. 253 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,880 Right. You, drink, now. 254 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,560 I can't. It's OK. Aw... No, I... 255 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:19,360 Oh, it's OK! THEY BABBLE AND COO 256 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:24,400 Baby, look, look, look - one little, baby, tiny sip, 257 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,040 and then you can go back to your 258 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,960 pretty, pretty little pink flash cards. Ooh! No... 259 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,440 SIGHS 260 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,120 All right. 261 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,360 SPUTTERS THEY LAUGH 262 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,680 FEMI COUGHS 263 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,360 Oh! 264 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,080 Oh, bye-bye, liver! 265 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,480 Hey, Abby. 266 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,320 You should've seen the dead place they took us to go shopping. 267 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,280 Oh, my God. What's this? 268 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,960 It's a letter. 269 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,840 Really? Because it reads like a speech. 270 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,680 "Mr Ashford stands before us claiming himself to be 271 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:13,760 "a supporter of a more diverse and progressive St Gilbert's. 272 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,800 "However, he has continued to allow racism 273 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,080 "and racists to permeate through the very fabric of this school, 274 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:26,760 "showing himself to not only be incompetent, but a liar. 275 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,600 "He..." 276 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,400 Are you going to read this at the event? 277 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,280 Look, you wouldn't understand, so it's OK. 278 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,320 Oh, don't patronise me! Leah. 279 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,560 I'm just as hurt by this as you are, 280 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,320 but this could cost my dad his job - and if he's gone, I'm gone too. 281 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,200 You can just get another scholarship. What?! 282 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,840 Like one of yours? 283 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,320 You know this will fuck you too. 284 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,840 And not just you, possibly all of you. 285 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,720 You don't care. 286 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,160 Cos it's all about you, Leah. 287 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,920 As long as your integrity is intact. 288 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:15,440 Auro pavi Fiat terra caelum stet... 289 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,040 Oh, man. 290 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,280 Flippin' hell, man. 291 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,280 SHUTTER CLICKS 292 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,720 LAUGHS This guy, bruv. 293 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,920 KNOCK ON DOOR 294 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,120 Come in. 295 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,320 Wow. Erm... 296 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,640 Erm... 297 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,000 You look nice. 298 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,120 Why have I been summoned? 299 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,760 I wanted to see you, innit? 300 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,160 You made a Year 7 come to my door because you wanted to see me? 301 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,840 I'm sorry. 302 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:27,200 The way I spoke to you in London, I shouldn't have done that, so... 303 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,080 I'm sorry too. 304 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,800 I tend to say the wrong thing. 305 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,880 Yeah, I know. 306 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,120 Your badge is on wrong. 307 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,320 Is it? Mm. Don't lie to me. 308 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,160 No, no! It's on the wrong side. 309 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,480 OK. It's incredibly embarrassing. Erm.. 310 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,640 How do you take this off? 311 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,680 It's just a badge. Let me. 312 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,200 OK. 313 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,800 DOOR OPENS 314 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,280 What's going on here? 315 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,720 I was just congratulating the new hard boy... 316 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,040 Sorry. Sorry, head boy. 317 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,360 Course you were. 318 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:20,480 So, are you coming with Abby and I, or are you stepping out together? 319 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,840 I thought Abby was going with Leah. 320 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,240 They've fallen out. Wait. Why? 321 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,640 Apparently, Leah's going to drop some truth bombs at the event. 322 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,920 God knows what that means. 323 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,320 Quite frankly, I'm tired of their relationship. 324 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,560 Right. Let's go. Erm... 325 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,640 See you there? 326 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,040 Erm, yeah. Yeah. 327 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,680 FLUTE MUSIC AND CHATTER 328 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,800 Why do all of my students have faces like smacked arses? 329 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,400 Well, maybe because you confiscated their smart devices 330 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,960 and their access to the internet. 331 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,440 Not to mention the raid on their dorms. 332 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,600 They're saying you're losing control. 333 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,400 Bernard the Tyrant. Yep. 334 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,440 Never good news with you two, is it? 335 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,160 Well, everyone's made the connection 336 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,280 that it's to do with the incident with Omar. 337 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,920 Like, you should've dealt with it ages ago, like we told you to. 338 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,480 It's too late for would've, could've, should've. 339 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,640 You look fantastic. 340 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,080 The word prick has been thrown around. 341 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,000 Well, Julius Monroe, dressed as a prick 1974, he now runs... 342 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,400 Runs one of the biggest pharmaceutical 343 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,720 and biotechnology companies in Europe. 344 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,320 And that is Lonnie Calerflit. 345 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,680 Dressed like prick in '71 and runs CGandT Tech, employs 346 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,440 6,000 people across five sites across the world, 347 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,800 and he's your biggest donor. 348 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,560 And I hear he gives out internships here. 349 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,520 You'd like to meet him? 350 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,480 I think we all would, yeah. All right. 351 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,440 Preeya, can you round up Toby, Femi, Omar and Leah, please? 352 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,280 I'd like to introduce them to Mr Calerflit. 353 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,640 Maybe not...Maybe not Leah. 354 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,600 Why not? She's... 355 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,880 ..not around today. 356 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,000 She's here, she just... Forget what I just said. 357 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:38,920 Listen, erm, this is an important day for all of us, 358 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,560 but especially for you, Jaheim. 359 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,400 And I just want you to shine. 360 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,240 OK, yeah. So, should Leah be at this event? 361 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,120 Erm... 362 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,160 ..m-maybe not. 363 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,280 Woohoo! Wow. 364 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,720 You look stunning. 365 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,240 I look like old lady wallpaper, but thanks. I'll take it. 366 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,960 How are you? Depends. 367 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,680 What do you want? 368 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,320 Oh, it's nothing serious. 369 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,360 So, that's why Stanley's standing by? Oh. 370 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,680 We understand you wanted to raise a couple of concerns today. 371 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,480 So, I was just thinking, why don't we look at an appropriate 372 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:32,000 time in the diary and we can talk about the portrait, and then... 373 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,520 The portrait? Preeya, you don't need to worry about me. 374 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,040 I'll keep my mouth shut. 375 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,080 I understand today's bigger than just me. 376 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,760 Look, I'm sure Abby told you not to trust me or whatever, 377 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,880 but I'm literally just here to support Jaheim. 378 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,400 Maybe even brok a 2-2 move to some classical tunes. 379 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,760 I promise. 380 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:54,280 Actually...it WAS Jaheim that told us that you might say something. 381 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,920 I'm really sorry, Leah. 382 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,040 You know what? 383 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:11,000 I really wish I'd been as tenacious as you when I was at school. 384 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,720 Excuse me. 385 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,880 Oh, Carol's here. Look. 386 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,320 Simon, how are we? 387 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,640 Lovely to see you. Oh, how gorgeous to see you too. 388 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,840 I'm sorry to interrupt. Can I...? 389 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,120 Thank you. 390 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,920 What are you doing here? I'm seated chair. 391 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,600 Couldn't exactly have missed this. How would that have looked? 392 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,240 I explicitly barred you from this event. 393 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,760 Let's not allow tiny squabbles 394 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,640 to get in the way of St Gilbert's success. 395 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,520 You know your scholarships need these donations. 396 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,680 We're a team, Bernard. 397 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,400 Chelsea, be a dear. 398 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,040 Let's get one of the board with the scholarship kids. 399 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,480 Be great for the newsletter, don't you think? 400 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,800 Of course. 401 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,840 I thought you said she wasn't coming. 402 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,560 Yeah, well, things change. We don't want her here. 403 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,800 I know. I know. 404 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,760 Let's just get a photograph. 405 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,480 Chelsea, gather the others around. 406 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:50,360 My predicted grades are all A-stars, so I'm incredibly hopeful. 407 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,760 Hello! 408 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,400 Wagwan, sugar dumpling. 409 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,440 Excuse us, Mrs Shelling. Of course, dear. 410 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,800 Mrs Shelling. 411 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,840 What are you wearing? Chill! It's formal! 412 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,880 Toby, it's a fundraiser. 413 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,000 Not just in aid of your scholarship, but mine too. 414 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,560 Ah, allow me. 415 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,520 It's a long story. 416 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,240 Are you embarrassed of me? No, I'm not embarrassed, 417 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,840 I just don't know why you always have to be the joke. 418 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,080 So I'm a joke? 419 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,040 Maybe we should meet up later. Well, maybe I'm busy later. 420 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,440 OK. 421 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,960 All right, cool. Cool. 422 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,320 This isn't even the quickest break-up I've had anyway, so... 423 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,760 Does anyone else feel like absolute shit? 424 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,640 THEY SNIGGER 425 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,200 What's funny? 426 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,920 I just can't believe that you're still actually drinking that crap. 427 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,280 Aren't we all drinking the same thing? 428 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,720 THEY LAUGH 429 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,880 Bellends! 430 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,120 Mr Calerflit. 431 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,720 Let's go. 432 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,880 Cheese! I'll bring you an espresso! 433 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,720 Hiya. Hi. 434 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,360 Calerflit, Calerflit, Calerflit. 435 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,920 Where's Leah? I don't know, bro, I don't know. 436 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,360 HE CHUCKLES 437 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,600 Femi, bro, you stink! 438 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,880 Sh, sh, sh, sh, don't make it a thing. 439 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,320 Where's Calerflit? I want to meet him. No, no, no. 440 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,520 Not like this, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 441 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,200 You promised you would bring me in. 442 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,080 Today's not just about you, Jaheim. 443 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,440 What? 444 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,080 Toby, come on, bro. Do I look like I'm in the mood? 445 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,000 You couldn't pattern up for one day, though? 446 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 You look like a joke. Do you want me to go get Leah? 447 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,880 She's not coming cos she's not allowed. Why? 448 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,600 Cos she's just not on the same timing as us. 449 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,080 What do you mean? 450 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,440 Look, Bernard found out, yeah, 451 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,960 that she was going to tell everybody about what's going on. 452 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,200 How'd he find out? 453 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,360 Listen, bro, our scholarships would've been on the line. 454 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,600 So, you snitched on Leah? 455 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,520 No, I didn't fucking snitch on her, all right? 456 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,640 I did what was needed. 457 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,880 SCOFFS 458 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,400 This head boy shit is getting to your head. 459 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,480 Fucking snaky behaviour. Whoa, watch your fucking tone 460 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,840 and don't touch me, bro. Don't say watch my tone, who you talking to? 461 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,080 I'm talking to fucking you, bro! 462 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,720 Well, I'm not like everyone here, you know - 463 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,280 I'll bang you in your face. Go on, go on! 464 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,840 Look at you guys. It's great, lovely! 465 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,440 Look how close you are for the photo! Excellent! 466 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,640 B, how about we pop you in just here, on this side of Toby there? 467 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,960 Excellent. 468 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,720 I thought you said she wasn't coming. I did bro, I did. I... 469 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,920 Let's just take this picture, please, man. 470 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,640 Sorry. There we are. 471 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,760 Perfect, B, excellent. 472 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,000 Lovely smile. 473 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,320 B, yes, very nice. Can I please stand somewhere else? 474 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,120 OK. 475 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,240 Perfect! Everybody say cheese! 476 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,240 GASPS 477 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,280 RETCHING 478 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,520 Oh, jeez! 479 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,160 I am sorry! 480 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,360 I'm not usually like this. 481 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,400 I think a few of them have substance abuse problems. 482 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,480 I can see where Rupert gets it from, 483 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,200 cos clearly you're a cunt. 484 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,280 What the fuck did you just say? 485 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,720 Ungh! 486 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,640 Mummy! Get up. You're embarrassing me. 487 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,080 Omar! Get off, man! 488 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,720 You said she wouldn't be here. 489 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,680 You lied. I didn't, all right? I didn't. 490 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,160 Please. You have to trust me. 491 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,360 Jaheim, Jaheim... Yo, let me help you. 492 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,840 Nah, you're good. 493 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,280 Go chill with your weirdo bredren. 494 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,360 Bro, what? 495 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,240 I'm doing this for you! You won't fucking appreciate it! 496 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,920 Ungrateful prick. 497 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,920 Wipe up the puke and then escort everyone towards the stage. 498 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,520 SCOFFS 499 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,600 I'm going to make a short... Don't touch me. 500 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,440 I am going to make a short speech. 501 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,280 You will then follow with your address. 502 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,600 Let's try and salvage what we can of this utter shitshow. 503 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,160 Sir, I'm sorry, but no. 504 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,920 I have to go and find Omar and Femi. 505 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,840 And Toby. 506 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,560 And Leah. 507 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,400 I understand, Jaheim, I really do, 508 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,480 but there are certain duties that come first. 509 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,960 To be quite frank, sir, I don't give a... I don't care any more. 510 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,600 OK. Let me put it this way. 511 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,800 If you don't perform, you go home - 512 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,640 and I don't mean your dorm, I mean London. 513 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,240 Is that clear enough for you? 514 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,800 Sir, about my Armagn... Not another word out of you 515 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,160 about your 1963, 516 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,840 and I meant what I said, Jaheim. 517 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:23,040 Ahem. First of all, a warm welcome to our honoured guests, 518 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,760 alumni, and friends of St Gilbert's. 519 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,560 And I would like to give you a big thank you 520 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,840 for your continued support. 521 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,240 Your generosity has allowed us not only to invest 522 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,600 in world-leading equipment and buildings, 523 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:43,600 but also in the futures of bright and often overlooked individuals, 524 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,840 one of whom I would like to welcome onto the stage 525 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,720 to give our annual Latin address. 526 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,080 Our new head boy, Mr Jaheim Marsham. 527 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,680 APPLAUSE 528 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,560 Woo! 529 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,880 Erm, Mr Marsham? 530 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,040 THEY MOUTH 531 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,880 Oi! Cheddar's fucking lost it! 532 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,920 CLAMOUR OF VOICES 533 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,280 Come on! Come on! 534 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,240 There's erm... 535 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,280 ..n-nothing to worry about, folks, just... 536 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,320 ..just tuck into your nibbles. 537 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,240 Well, play your bloody flute! 538 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,680 CLAMOUR 539 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,720 BANGING 540 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,440 Out of my way! 541 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,960 What the hell is going on? 542 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,000 Someone told Tramley where the confiscation cupboard was. 543 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,520 Mr Tramley! 544 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,040 Stop acting like a petulant child 545 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,920 and step away from that door immediately! 546 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,600 I said immediately! 547 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,280 OK, let me tell you something. 548 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,360 It's not us, it's not the scholarships - 549 00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,600 it's you, sir. 550 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,440 If you spent just a little bit more time getting your shit together, 551 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,760 then we wouldn't be all so bloody miserable! 552 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,360 Do you know what I'd still have? 553 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:11,400 I'd still have my nineteen-sixty- fucking-three Armagnac! 554 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,640 Shut up. 555 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,120 I'll talk to the guests. 556 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,960 You try and keep this under control. 557 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,200 ALL SHOUT 558 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,800 All right, you lot! 559 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,000 Those at the event, get back there now, 560 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,960 and everyone else to your dorms! 561 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,840 Sink Or Swim by Young Fathers 562 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,160 ALL CHEER 563 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,960 Hey, can everyone please...?! 564 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,000 MRS GOODLOW YELPS 565 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,160 Hey. Hey. 566 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,960 You hiding from all the craziness too? 567 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,400 Yeah. It's... 568 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,640 Look, I'm sorry for standing you up the other day. 569 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,360 I know how much the Raisinettes meant to you. 570 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,880 If you could've been there, you would've been. 571 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,440 I hope you're OK. 572 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,720 I am now. 573 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,040 Oh, sorry, room for two more? 574 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,080 Yeah. Sorry, it's really mental out there, it's... 575 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,200 Erm, listen, I've been really wanting to kiss you for a long time. 576 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,280 Then what the hell are you waiting for? 577 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,720 Erm, do you guys mind? 578 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,600 Thank you for coming, Mr and Mrs Wilbercox. 579 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,280 It's... I hope you enjoyed the event and that we'll... 580 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,920 ROWDY SHOUTING ..we'll see you again next year. 581 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,280 Safe journey home. 582 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,000 Yes...you too. Goodbye. 583 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,880 Set Fazers by Skindred 584 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,280 585 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,360 of di beast is calling 586 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,560 you nuh get warning 587 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,640 that you're talking 588 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,600 589 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,120 590 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,160 591 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,680 and win the prize... 592 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,320 What are you waiting for? 593 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,640 594 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,480 595 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,200 You did it! That was incredible! 596 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,840 I'm sorry for calling you needy. 597 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,320 You're not needy at all. 598 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,960 I was just a selfish bitch who was dicknotised. 599 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,120 Oh, my God, it doesn't even matter, I forgot about it already. 600 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,520 This is so amazing! That was so crazy, it was sick! 601 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,000 I'm so proud of you! 602 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,080 We should kiss! 603 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,560 Yeah! Wait, huh? What? 604 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,080 Erm, actually, I don't know, 605 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,680 I don't know why I said that, sorry! OK! I'm just excited! 606 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,920 Ugh... 607 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:18,960 INDISTINCT 608 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,400 Everyone thinks I'm a joke. 609 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,280 Me and you both, bro. 610 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,520 Who wears a tracksuit to a fundraiser? 611 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,960 Bro, I sold my suit to pay back Yelena. 612 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,720 Oh, Toby, no, no, no. 613 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,400 I was doing what you told me to. 614 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,760 Patterning up. 615 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,880 That doesn't add up. 616 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,160 We all got 150 for our suits. 617 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,760 Yeah, I sold it at a mark-up. 618 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,920 You act like a joke, but you're definitely not one. 619 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,200 I think you're the smartest person I know. 620 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,160 I'm jealous. 621 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,520 Femi, you just have to apply yourself. 622 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,960 That's it. I wish it was that easy. 623 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,440 I stole Omar's essay. 624 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,960 Oh, yeah, I know. 625 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,320 So does Omar. 626 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,320 And he didn't say anything? 627 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,440 It's Omar. 628 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,240 Femi, you want my advice, yeah? 629 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,360 Wise up. 630 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,080 And I beg you, ditch those weird old bredrens of yours. 631 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,640 Hey, Femi, you know I love you, innit? 632 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,600 But apparently there's a madness going off in the school. 633 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,120 Go, go, go, go. Yeah? I'll be fine. 634 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,840 Mate! What the heck are you doing in here? 635 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,800 Why did you guys do that to me? 636 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,160 What are you talking about? You're an absolute legend! 637 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,480 What? No. No, no, no. No. 638 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,960 Cheddar and Toes did a similar thing to me last year 639 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,160 when we were in Rome. 640 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,920 Mixed Smirnoff with laxatives. 641 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,960 I shit my pants queuing for the Colosseum. 642 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,520 It was fucking hilarious! 643 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,000 How's that hilarious? 644 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,600 You're not upset, are you? 645 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,000 I really needed that internship. 646 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,880 Mate, if you want an internship, just say. 647 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,600 My uncle runs a tech firm. I'll just get you one. 648 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,440 Just like that? 649 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,520 Yeah, course, mate! You're a rah'scal! 650 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,240 I'm a rah'scal. 651 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,440 CHATTER AND WHOOPING 652 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,480 THEY LAUGH 653 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,880 Leah, blood, you stabbed up that painting like it owed you 654 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,960 money or something. 655 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,960 Mm-hm, I had to. 656 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,760 Nah. You must've had a field day. 657 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,640 There was a lot of unclaimed stuff in that cupboard. 658 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,800 Ooh. 659 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,040 Man, I'm not on all of that. 660 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,480 Is it? 661 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,480 I'm not on that, bro. Seriously. 662 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,440 Let's just say I've turned over a new leaf. 663 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,360 We'll leave it at that. 664 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,320 Look. 665 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,240 I bring confiscated goods. 666 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,800 All right. 667 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,320 Look. 668 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,640 I know you're not going to believe me, 669 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,560 but I did not lie about Carol, OK? 670 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,080 I didn't mean to get you banned, all right? 671 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,400 Look, and I know I wanted to take it all, I thought 672 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,440 I could take what I wanted, and... 673 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,920 ..I couldn't, all right? 674 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,880 I wanted to try and help all of us, 675 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,080 but it just turned out to be selfish, and I know that now. 676 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,120 Sorry. I-I... 677 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,360 ..I know I shouldn't have trusted him. 678 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,720 I don't know why I did in the first place. 679 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,480 So, yeah. 680 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,440 I said it. Day dot. 681 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,160 Watch how you get taken into that sunken place. 682 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,760 That shit really hurt, Jaheim. 683 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:20,200 I know. I'm sorry. Honestly. 684 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,040 Well, boy, it come like backstabbing 685 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,080 and being selfish is the main ethos of this fucking private school. 686 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,400 So, you're basically acing it, innit? 687 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,440 CHUCKLES 688 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,680 Yeah, well, all that's done now. 689 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,480 I didn't play ball with Bernard, so I am gone. 690 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,720 Boy, if you saw the way she yinged up that picture. 691 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,480 You ain't the only one going home, bro. 692 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,560 Facts. 693 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,040 Are you ready to go back home? 694 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,640 It's nuts. 695 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,440 Like, even after everything that happened in this stupid place, 696 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,240 I'm going to miss it. 697 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,280 Is that crazy? 698 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,080 As messed up as this place is, 699 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,560 I think we all love it. 700 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,720 So, no, I don't think that's crazy at all. 701 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,480 SNIFFLING Hey, no, no, no. 702 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,880 None of that. Not on my watch. Come on. 703 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,760 Come on. No need for that. 704 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,560 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 705 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,080 It's cool. 706 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,800 707 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,760 You want some too? 708 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,480 Yo, Jaheim, we still ain't heard that little Latin jig 709 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,160 you were learning. Hey, hey! 710 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,520 You could do it right now! 711 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,240 You're going to think I'm a dickhead. 712 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,800 Come on! I think you owe it to us, Jaheim. 713 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,600 You definitely owe me. 714 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,320 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 715 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,000 Shut up. I hate you! 716 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,680 THEY CHEER 717 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,440 Yeah! 718 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,560 All right, say nothing! Ooh! 719 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,720 Ooh! 720 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,600 721 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,560 722 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,240 723 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:24,080 724 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:28,720 THEY JOIN IN 725 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,800 Let me finish! 726 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,840 All right, now. 727 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,200 THEY LAUGH 728 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,720 THEY BELLOW 729 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,160 730 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,800 ALERT CHIMES 731 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,320 Hi there. 732 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,720 Thank you all for coming at such short notice. 733 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,280 And, oh, lovely shirt you've got on there, Brian. 734 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,880 Oh, I think you're on mute there, Brian. 735 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,720 Everyone is, I hate chitter-chatter on these things. 736 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:26,520 So, the luncheon. Care to explain? 737 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,720 Of course. 738 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:32,240 As you are aware, there was an incident at the school. 739 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,760 Of course we're aware. We were caught in the middle of it. 740 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,360 We want to know what you plan to do about it. 741 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,200 Disciplinary proceedings are in order. 742 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,960 You can't expel everyone. 743 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,600 You of all people should know 744 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,040 how schools like St Gilbert's are funded. 745 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,520 There were ringleaders. 746 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,200 Some whose actions were more severe than others. 747 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,040 The Carruthers painting was destroyed, Bernard. 748 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,960 Someone needs to take the fall. 749 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,040 We have CCTV footage. 750 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,760 If you could unmute Stanley, please, Carol. 751 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,120 Hello there. Firstly, I agree, that is a lovely shirt, Brian. 752 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:11,200 Right, I'll just share my screen with you guys... 753 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,560 It's fine. I-I have it from another angle. 754 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,320 What's happening? 755 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,880 This is it. 756 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,800 Nothing to worry about, sir. 757 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,840 The files are just, erm... 758 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,120 ..deleting themselves. 759 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,640 Seems like you're running out of options, Bernard. 760 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,280 I've got you, Leah. 761 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,320 And goodbye. 762 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,160 You've arrived at your destination. 763 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,520 "Fuck with the status quo." 764 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,440 KNOCK ON DOOR 765 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,960 Come in. 766 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,280 I guess you'll be wanting this back. 767 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,880 That's why you called me here, so... 768 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,520 We're not in the habit of handing the title to just anybody, you know. 769 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,920 So, if you are awarded a position, be sure to know you deserve it. 770 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,200 You are going to go on to great things, Mr Marsham. 771 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,880 Go. 772 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,560 Sir. 773 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,800 Thank you. 774 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,120 LOW CHATTER 775 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,600 FEEDBACK 776 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,080 MRS GOODLOW CLEARS THROAT 777 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,560 As you're aware, after the events at the luncheon, 778 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,800 Master Ashford will not be with us, pending an investigation. 779 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,720 In the interim, please welcome your acting head, 780 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,960 Mrs Watlington-Geese. 781 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,080 GASPS AND MURMURS 782 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,640 Master Ashford, what a tragedy. 783 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,120 But please rest assured that we are moving swiftly to have the 784 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,800 matter resolved. 785 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:46,200 In the meanwhile, although my position here is not permanent, 786 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,480 there's no reason why we can't shake things up a bit now, is there? 787 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,680 MURMURING 788 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,840 You've got yourself very comfy, very quickly. 789 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,120 Might as well make the most of it, innit? 790 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,080 Might not be here for long, so... Yeah, probably not. 791 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,800 Well, whilst you are here and we've all got our phones back, 792 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,760 we should probably announce you on the school socials. 793 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,520 Yeah, go on, then. 794 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,160 Your pin should be on the other lapel. 795 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,280 Beatrix said it was on the right way. 796 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,080 Well, she's wrong. 797 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,320 There you go. 798 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,280 Thanks. 799 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,080 Smile! 800 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,520 We look good together. 801 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,080 Guess so. 802 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,520 Black British by VV Brown 803 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,840 We have been so polarised 804 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,320 805 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,600 just so we can live our lives 806 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,360 807 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,080 808 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,200 Accustomed to the fight 809 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,560 and terrifying life 810 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,840 Black British, black British 811 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,760 812 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,200 Black British, black British 813 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,080 814 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,560 Black British, black British.